When the shit hits the fan

As I type this I am listening to someone take a shit. Normally I wouldn't have a problem with this but here's the thing, there is a fan in the bathroom! Turn that shit on! One, it will hopefully take away some of the stink and number two (heh), I won't have to listen to you shit! I'ts disgusting! It's not so much that I want to listen but that we all live on the same floor and I can't help it! The hardwood floors that make for such great acoustics? Not helping! Apparently out of four guys in this house I am the only one genius enough to think of this. In short, turn on the fan when you take a shit. Thank you. (to be printed and posted above commode)